Ask a Terrier: Zooming Isn’t Like Running

A new humor column during troubling times.

So, up yours, Covid!

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Ask a Terrier: How the Dogs Are Voting

It’s more than a right. It’s a duty.

Oh, and there’s treats!

Budleigh explains voting.

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Ask a Terrier: Budleigh Addresses a Royal Pain

Although a staunch defender of the working class…as well as the herding, non-sporting, and toy groups…Budleigh sympathizes with the plight of Royals.

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Ask a Terrier: Talkin’ TED

Have you taught your dog to speak?

Then she’s ready to give a TED Talk!

Budleigh explains.

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Ask a Terrier: Just How Infra is Our Structure?

They paved Paradise / And put up a… a…

What did they put up?

Budleigh laments.

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An Objection to Dog Park Ejection

I was kicked out of the dog park because no canine would vouch for me.


Ask a Terrier: Budleigh Goes All Scatolog-ICK-al!

“We are what we poop!” goes the old adage.

Well, among dogs, explains Budleigh.

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Fake News About Shelter Dogs

Cautious to avoid red tape and complicated forms, prospective pet owners often steer clear of adopting shelter dogs. However, the process is no more difficult than purchasing a pair of last season’s jeans that, without your intervention, would have been euthanized.


Dogs vs. Holiday Meals: Fa-La-La-La-Laaa, La, Aach! Haauk! Blaarf!

In this festive season of holiday parties, bountiful meals, and homemade cookies embellished with those silver ball-bearing things, take comfort knowing that your canines are in the dog park, plotting.


Don’t Worry. He’s Vicious…

Whether to walk a dog leashed or off leash is roiling into the sort of controversy not seen since America asked itself, “Who shot J.R.?” Many still suspect it was an off-leash dog.


Dogs of a Feather

On a commercial flight, the benefit of sitting next to a peacock outweighs the drawbacks. During a midair emergency I plan to grab anything with wings that might provide extra lift.


Bully for Budleigh!

Like humans, canines have been known to bully their own species, although they rarely steal lunch money and never send harassing texts due to the absence of thumbs.